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musical legend who is best known for being singer/songwriter of skacore pioneers Operation Ivy. after their breakup in 1989, he was in Big Rig for a while, until that broke up. he devoted about 10 years to "finding himself", which spurred severals rumors ranging from him becoming a monk to dying. he formed Common Rider in 1999 with two members of the famous Screeching Weasel, and Common Rider broke up in 2002 (i believe). he is a prophetic genius and should be looked up to as such.
Jesse Michaels is an idol to many
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verb: To have sex between the butt cheeks without anal penetration
See "hot doggin'"
Tyler wanted to Jess Ray the girl but she said there was no way
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Jesse is often described as a sexy beast sweet, caring and just an amazing person to be around. He is most known as the sexiest man alive as shown on 20 to 1 and voted by burt newton. He also is the bnest wingman and hes pickup lines are almost as sexy as his abs. He is also great in bed belive me i would know ;). He often spends his weekends having duhh sexaaay tym in the bathtub or shower with a blunt plastic spoon and/or waterbottle>
"Is that Jesse Lucas?"
"Yeah"
"OMG what a sexy beast!"
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Pretty much the awesomest and most feared bro ever. He has been living for what many historians equate to,"Fucking forever" and has been the cause for some of mankind's greatest catastrophes, namely, the Rape of Nanking, 8 of the Crusades (he's not a fan of the Arabs), and the early 21st century release of "From Justin to Kelly". He is currently only spoken of in closed corridors at night by those deemed worthy and even they are forced to secrecy. That noise you heard last night when you woke up next to your girlfriend? He just impregnated her and evaporated. Seriously.
Someone named Robert: I just straight Jesse Knapp-ed that dude in COD.
And then Robert is killed because Jesse don't take that shit.
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The lead singer, guitarist, and songwriter for the pop-punk emo outfit, Brand New. Known for his bitter lyrics that appear on Brand New's first full length, Your Favorite Weapon (2000), as well as his deeper, more despondent stories told on Deja Entendu (2003). Jesse is also best friends with John Nolan (ex- Taking Back Sunday singer /guitarist /songwriter, current Straylight Run singer /guitarist /keyboardist /songwriter) and he makes references to this friendship, or at one point, lack thereof, in the song Seventy Times Seven.
Jesse Lacey is a Great Songwriter. Great Voice. He changed the music scene.
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The ONLY reason I watched Neighbours in the 90's.
OMG is that Jesse Spencer on House, Billy Kennedy's all grown up!!
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1) When a male and/or female gets addicted to one of the opposite sex after only talking/hanging out one time in real life.
Also see: Addicted, Obsessed, Hooked, In Love
2) When a male and/or female gets depressed from being ignored after being obsessive with one of the opposite sex after one date.
Also see: Depressed, Hating Life, Crying
1)
Guy 1: Man what is wrong with that girl, she is head over heals for that guy and its been like one day!?
Guy 2: Dude, don't worry about it, she has been influenced with the "Jesse Effect".
2)
Girl: Oh my god, I don't know why he won't talk to me i have only text him 20 times today, we had such a good time last night...
Friend of Girl: Psh, sounds like you got that "Jesse Effect" to me...
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