jew face

1. (adj.) Some one who's face resembles that of a of a stereotypical Jew's; In regards to having a large nose, or having a "Jewish crook" nose.

2. (adj.) A negative term describing someone who is hoarding money, or is not paying back money they owe you.

1. ex: "That girl has a banging body, but she needs to fix that jew face."

2. ex: "Dude, stop being a jew face and give me my money."

monkey jew

What you call a Jewish person who is acting stupid

Koob you're such a monkey jew

Weed Jew

someone who is stingy with the weed.

D: pass that spliff man
Jay: i just got it
D: what are you talkin about, ya been puffin on it for 15 minutes
Jay: nah man
D: you're such a weed jew

Shifty Jew

Any person with stereotypical Jewish traits such as curly black hair and glasses, who also acts shifty in everyday life and is a pain in the ass.

Man (insert jewish name) is a shifty jew because he took all the oreos.

Jew move

Cheap shot

Person1: What did you just do to him (stares at person on ground, who is writhing in pain)
Person2: I bagged him
Person1: Jew move

Jew Bait

Noun (denotes both singular and plural): Any coin, preferably shiny, of a small denomination that most ordinary people would not bother killing or dying for.

Charles couldn't understand how Mordecai downed in a shallow fountain until he discovered that it was littered with Jew Bait.

jew speed

the speed at which a jew runs for money; approximately 42 miles per second; what is necessary to perfect your superjewman powers

I heard the penny drop a mile away, so I ran for it with jew speed and got it before the person had a chance to bend down to pick it up