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Using melted cheese as lubrication for sex or jerking off.
"I totally cheese jizzed last night"
"Me and my wife where looking for something different, so we cheese jizzed."
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1. When a man has multiple orgasms causing him to shoot hot sperm uncontrollably once he starts.
2. Literal: A Man who spews his sperm fluids without end for what seems to be a long period of time.
1. " I waited with anticipation as he began to cum, my face was wet, then wetter, then completely covered and he was still coming. It looked as though I were rained on, dunked in cum, I was taking a jizz shower!"
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After drinking the night before, we woke up Brianna and fed her jizz biscuits, man was she drunk.
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In New England area a milk shake is made of ice cream blended with milk, a milk shake is thicker than milk but not as thick as a frappe, thus a jizz shake is when you describe a guy's cum as not to thick and not to watery
I swallowed Brian's cum and it had the thickness of a jizz shake
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Oh gurl, my man kinky as shit. He made me take a jizz whiff after he pulled out ma snatch.
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The head phones one uses to masturbate with. Usually used to keep the pornographic sounds from entering other's ears that are near.Are usually covered in semen.
Guy #1 Hey why are these headphones so sticky?
Guy #2 Oh yes, those would be my jizz phones.
Guy #1 *Throws headphones*
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Someone who is just really stupid and likes to be covered in horse semen.
Guy 1:"Dude I don't wanna go to the party"
Guy 2:"What are you a Jizz Jockey "
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