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he is a nice person and will be a great best friend. he always hangs out with the most stupidest people/group.
person 1 : hey did u see john
person 2 : yeah he is my best friend
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1.toilets,crappers,hoppers,shitters
2.men who pay prostitutes to give them STD's
two johns = twice the diseased shit!
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john aka john john, cares more then anything about his significant other. but if she messes up. he can leave like nothing ever happened. just dont mess up with john john. hes special, and has the best dick game a girl can imagine.
“your with john john your lucky”
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John aka john john is Somebody who is very attractive. Has a IQ of 337 and beats you in pokemon. Born on 420 and started getting chicks in the hospital, he got a small loan of a million dollars and turned it into 14 trillion and took over the USA and kicked Bill Clinton out. He know keeps secret as his plan "illinati" (Different Spelling to be secret) to take over the world, he currently controls United Nations. He Balls have the same circumference as the milky way and is longer than Andromeda. If you mess with them he will swack at you and leaving you blind due to his ball's beauty. Has hunky man abs and can run faster than the Flash. he is believe to be the 21st greek god as he shoots lightning out of his balls. He is very charitable and sexier than George Clooney. He as 1 girlfriend only because the others drool. He scared Chuck Norris by flinching his eyebrow and beat Rocky with his big toe. As a baby he swung his balls at the plateau in China creating the Himalayas. He secretly has the force and lives a double life on Tatoonie and Dagobah.. His if he lays flat on Arizona He creates the Rockies with his sick abs. Someone once got indented so hard by his dick that they were flatter than hot cakes. He genes are so valuable that his sperm sells faster than hot cakes aswell. But cant do anything without his girlfriend he loves very much. loves smoking weed. loves football. and again scared chuck norris with a flinch
“you know john john?”
“yeah hes so hot”
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the best couple in the world. definitely should date each other sometime. cutest couple ever! i ship! johva for lifer! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥❤️ 🔥 soulmates. will definitely have 3 kids together maybe 5. they will live a happy and joyful life together as they sail the world! john and ava!
john meets ava.
john: hey ava wanna be my gf?
ava: you must be john!
john: that’s me hon
ava: ofc i will baby!
someone who needs to get a better life and start waxing their eyebrows.
in all seriousness, yes.
dang john too drippyyyy.