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jawr-DAN
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To be, or the act of being unfocused, unattentive, spaced-out, day dreaming, forgetful, ditzy, and a little bit lost and confused. Also, having the signs of early dementia or Alzheimers. Seeming to have ADD but isn't yet clinically diagnosed with the disorder due to either laziness or because they have forgotten that they may have it. Most likely the latter. In short, being a blonde.
Mrs. Gall always yells at that girl for jordaning during math class.
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Jordan Jord-an noun.
1- A piece of shit that almost looks human. One can normally determine the difference between the Jordan and other humans by the distinctive shit markings found on the skin, and the shitty smell sourounding the creature.
2- Slang, an inuslt in which someone has been caught doing something especially desperate.
3- Verb, To do something with a large degree of shityness.
1. Wow, you look like a jordan... fuckin gross
2. "You dickhead! You stole from the christmas hamper! You're a ****ing Jordan!
3. To Jordan.
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Total creepers
Often likes to stalk girls they find attractive
May be intrested in a bevy of sports
Socially awkward liars yet sometimes appealing
Often dresses in an eccentric manner
Does not know when to stop
Definatly does not know when to stop texting/calling
OMFG what the fuck is he doing in front of my house?
Girl, Jordan got a thang for you no doubt
Ugh...you think thats why he wont stop texting?
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Usually gay and a regular homosexual. usually resides in and around suburban areas such as Peachtree City.
A Jordan owns a cracked-out dog usually of the brown variety
A Jordan is ALWAYS a bad driver - do not ride with a Jordan at all costs
A Jordan also has major ADHD and can really piss you the fuck off
Look at that faggot crashed on the side of the road, must be a Jordan
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another word for a chode becuase he has a extremly small dick
"dude thank god im not like jordan"
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a young person (usually male) who aspires to become a police officer, because they have no common sense what-so-ever. Also see poser, douche, fag, fatass, pube-head, fetus, pig, bacon, pork, ham, fuzz, dumbass, idiot, dumb fuckin roomate.
Someone who thinks the lord of the rings is a true story may be a "jordan"
Man #1: Did you see the lord of the rings?
Man #2: yea that was a great movie
Man #1: yea totally historically accurate
Man #2: no its not you fucking jordan.
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RASH BOY- a male gender who contains a rash in his pubic area.
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