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A sexual act were the recipient Male or female shit themselves but keeps it in there anus then the partner licks there asshole clean while to keep the fecal matter in the recipient does a hand stand
For a birthday gift my teacher mr rock ard gave me a Mexican sloppy jose
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When a woman is fingered by three men in a Mexican restaurant.
I heard Brenda went to that new taqueria on Cinco de Mayo and got a Six-Fingered Jose after a pitcher of margaritas.
Biggest dilf on campus. Amazing pole vault coach and super cute. Also known as JR.
Jose Roca Jr. is so cute I wanna marry him.
Jose confessed to Bella on February 6, 2023. It was the end of the fourth period, Bella already suspected Jose was going to confess to her. All her friends were so excited for him to confess to her. When the whistle rang Bella thought Jose wouldn't say anything since it was the end of the period . BUTTT Jose came up to Bella with his friends and fumbled with his fingers and he clearly looked nervous. Bella was not surprised about what was going on but her friend Chloe was choking her so hard out of excitement, Bella then pushed her off and looked at Jose. Jose sighed and then mumbled "Do you want to go to the valentines dance with me?" Everyone started screaming especially Chloe, Bella didn't even answer his question yet. But Jose took it as a yes and walked away with his friend hyping him up. Bella was blushing so hard that she looked like a tomato. Her friends were hyping her up also and teased her about it. One of her friends Crystal even recorded it.
YOOO HAVE U HEARD ABOUT isabella x jose ITS THE BEST SHIP IN LVM
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When one's partner inserts a straw in the others anus, then simply slurps out the juice contained inside.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a San Jose slurpee at halftime during my lax and then yacked all over me . It was so rad.
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Decent hockey team that has about a 1 to 100 shot ratio for scoring as they have no coordination and believe in quantity of shots over quality.
Hockey fan: San Jose Sharks can't shoot worth a damn!
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1. The one asshole in the crowd who stands out and even other assholes think he's an asshole. A Jose Santiago has superb nay-sayer skills and can drive any conversation negatively within seconds, he will also pout and storm out of the room like a two year old if he doesn't get his way.
2. An Asshole
3. Someone that as a kid got beat up numerous times and possibly corn holed in school by bigger kids (which was all of them). Now as a big boy he takes these repressed feelings and shares them with everyone in the form of being an A-HOLE.
1. What a Jose Busdriver Santiago that guy is, if its not his idea he will do his best to shoot the idea down.
2. Two men walk into a meeting
Joe: Ok the man in the black is on our side for this meeting
John: Great
Joe: The asshole in the corner in red is the Jose Busdriver Santiago
John: Yup there are Jose Busdriver Santiago's everywhere
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