Fun guy,always laughing and class clown. Usually wavy black hair and mustache.
Juan de dios or juan del diablo.
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in my opinion, the best school you could ever go to. Sure, it might suck your Freshman year because you planned on going somewhere else, but somewhere between the complaining and sleeping, you'll see that it's a school with laid-back teachers, funny ass rallies and a school mass in which 98% smokes weed.
The dances are pretty fun when they have them, the football team is superb, besides having a really bad coach and the pride you get in being a Spartan is everlasting. At San Juan, you'll make friends like no other, you'll see things you've never seen before and you'll get a locker! Most schools aren't even inside anymore and now they have lockers?!
If you think about leaving, it's just a waste of your time because 85.3% of people that leave, wind up coming back again.
B: So how's Bella Vista?
M: Ehh...I'm thinking about coming back to San Juan High.
B: Why'd you leave then?
M: I was stupid.
actual conversation
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A Hispanic band that plays deep songs about the issues of the band members past including burnt, racism by a President, and having to clean up mule shit.
Olivia: "Are you going to the Twenty Juan Pilots concert?"
Andy: "Yeah, I hope they play burning anus"
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The greatest Formula Driver to never win a Championship. He competed in Formula 1 from 2001 to 2006 and is my favorite driver to date.
Person 1: Juan Pablo Montoya is the greatest to never win Championship
Person 2: What make him?
Person 1: Watching him race BMW M-Power V10s is incredibly entertaining, he used to beat Michael Schumacher too.
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a school at the heart of Citrus Heights, knowing for being ghetto when in actually it isn't really ghetto or really diverse. It's known for it's outlandish shit-talkers, arm candy cheerleaders and retarded teachers. The y try to call it a historic landmark because it was built in the land before time but it really isn't. The renovations attract the bitches that hated Spartans because the school was "ghetto". It's a wonderful school to spend your years at even through all the shit you'll be put through.
S: Yo, Michelle be talkin' mad shit.
R: Doesn't she go to San Juan High?
S: Maybe that's the reason.
R: She had a nice ass dress to their homecoming though, they throw some bomb ass dances.
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The sexayest of all the eskimos. A former faction at a message board called Gamefaqs.
eskimo juan will be remembered by all the users of the ACSB as one of the best and sexayest posters there.
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Its a name you call yourself when you don't want anyone to know your government name . special name -lanedoe
Person :hey, what ls is your name ?
You:(in your mind)do I know this guy?
You: (in your head) well I don't know him so I'll tell him a fake name .
You:Juan Don Delanooch .