Incredible dick who promised the boys pizza but gave it to the girls instead. All after fucking the boys' mothers.
Coach Ken fucked up the sheriff because he was power hungry.
He is a charming young man with a strong, very strong, criminal record in robbery and rape. He has fun nicknames like Kennyboy, The C-men and Big Black Nigger Monkey. If midnight was a human it would be him. Overall though a charming man that would definitely be pulled over by the cops.
Get back to picking cotton C-Ken.
When your too drunk to get a boner even after a finewomen offers a handjob
I heard Cindy was gonna jerk him but he gave her a ken special.
Never admitting that you have lost a game of Tekken and you will not deal with it.
Ah what! I ducked that you saw it, I ducked that! Why are you pulling a Ken?
or
"aww I blocked that." Pulling a Ken I see
a really weird guy who took control of the sonic comic and kept adding echidna OCs to it before they were all killed off when he got booted off
guy 1: "did you hear about ken penders?"
guy 2: "yeah, i did. he made truly the worst era of the sonic comic."
Keen Ken
Is the keenest Ken around.
He never misses lectures.
He always takes notes.
He even learnt chinese to understand Dr. Mi Wang
Keen Ken can you sign me in for a lecture (Wilkie 2014).