National Ketchup Day

I can only drink a bottle ketchup

Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup

Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok

Ketchup Trench

The slit you make in a hotdog before microwaving it to make sure it doesn't explode

*microwave goes POP really loud*

Guy: "man, you didn't make a ketchup trench. Go clean out my fucking microwave"

Smooth Ketchup

Used to express positive agreement or excitement

"I got offered a job today" "Smooth Ketchup!"