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kurt andrew meister

the coolest, most swag, best dad ever. he’s SUPER buff and strong! he can do anything for anyone especially for his girls! everybody loves him and knows him, and loves when he’s around them!

daughter 1: i really one this and this

kurt andrew meister: i can make it work ❤️

by ur mom😝 January 28, 2021


Flirty Kurt

When a balding man thinks he has a chance with a hot woman.

Damn bro check out that bald Flirty Kurt over there talking to that super hot woman!

by PrimeForce666 October 11, 2018


Kurt Tocci

An Internet comedian, photographer, and actor, known for his work with the comedy group "Smile Squad" and subsequent solo career after he became disenchanted with said group. His video showing how various Disney/Pixar characters would use a treadmill, created shortly after Smile Squad effectively completely dissolved, became an instant hit and can be found all over the Internet.

Kurt Tocci is one of the few young comedians on the Internet today who are funny and creative.

by Someone who kinda exists March 26, 2023


kurt

a real nigga who loves to eat cock on a wednesday

that big guy over is the biggest kurt ever

by elbinonibba21 May 14, 2024


kurt

Kurt. Some people may even call him Kurtis the Turtis.

Others call him the dreamy guy that everyone wants to be with, even though he only cares about irrelevant things such as skating and making lewd noises during class.
Simply put.... He's the idiotic sk8r boiii that you typically find in high school.

Girl 1:Omg is that Kurt?
Girl 2: Yeah it is. Isn't he cute!
Girl 1: Yasssss gurrl. What. A. Guy.

Girl 1: Is that the skater guy that you're always talking about, Melissa?
Girl 2: Yeah, it is. What a cunt.

by Chezzelly August 22, 2017


Kurt

Coffee date king

Kurt is a coffee date king.

by Bistroboss97 November 22, 2021


Kurt

Coffee date god

Kurt is a coffee date god.

by Bistroboss97 November 22, 2021