lost my shit

When you completely break down or lose control. Can be used positively or negatively.

"He tripped and fell into the pool and I totally lost my shit; I couldn't stop laughing."

"He tried to shove me and I lost my shit; I beat the hell out of him."

lost your balloons

That moment you realized you've fucked up to the point of no return, and now you have to watch the result of your fuck up unfold, much like you would if you let go of balloons accidentally.

Wow Shawn, you really lost your balloons on that one.

I don't know what I was thinking, I totally lost my balloons.

I lost the game

The Game is an abstract concept. It involves no tangible objects, nor is it played on any physical medium. It exists in the minds of those who play it, and it never ends. That's right, you can never win The Game (though this is debatable).

In order to lose the game, you have to think about the game. Upon thinking about the game, you lose and must announce that you've lost. This forces others to lose the game, and spreads the game to new people.

So, you are now playing the game. You will soon forget about this definition, and maybe sometime soon be reminded of it somehow, thereby losing the game.

Mike: Do you want to play a game?
Kieran: Awww man! I lost the game!
Mike: Dammit, I lost the game too.

Lost His Post

When one loses a steady chart of weekends off from work.

Is Jay coming to the Poconos with us this weekend? Na, he has to work cause he lost his post.

lost brain cells

In stan twitter ‘losing brain cells’ means: when a person says something so stupid that you automatically lose a brain cell.

Person 1: is the “ee” in “pee” silent?

Person 2: oh my fucking god i just lost my last two brain cells! (i just lost brain cells)

are you lost bbygirl

If a mysterious, hot man comes up behind you and asks you this, you're about to have the best 365 days of your life.

Are you lost bbygirl?

lost your triangle

What you say to someone who lost their
-cool
-mojo
-game
-attractiveness
-dennis

Cool and attractive guy from spain:
Hey manny you are the master at spinning...stuff
Manny:Thanks
Cool and attractive guy from spain:
Can I see you spin something again.
Manny:Kay
*Fails miserably*
Cool and attractive guy from spain:
Dang you just lost your triangle
Manny:What?