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Scout Law

A Scout is:

a. Trustworthy in the streets.
b. Courteous in the sheets.

Example of using the Scout Law:

Scout 1: "A scout is trustworthy in the streets..."

Scout 2: "And courteous in the sheets."

by Mercedes78 November 18, 2022


Wuvit's Law

Any lengthy conversation will inevitably lead to Donald Trump being mentioned.

"...in short, this forum moderation policy is akin to something Donald Trump would demand!"

"Wuvit's Law, not cool"

by FourFire June 20, 2017


unspoken law

a social rule, which everyone knows they should abide by, but some people always break it, that's why its there. Stuff that is not illegal, but is still frowned upon for doing.

Not master bating on a plane is an unspoken law
Same with Cheating on wife of gf

by -Omz- November 5, 2013

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Law of Gravity

(G * m1 * m2) / (d2)

Hey, did you just break The Law of Gravity? That's illegal you know

by Erufailon February 5, 2010


Law of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.

Eric started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. This is the Law of Lamont

by Lamonting July 28, 2022


karmazon's law

Law which states that if a profile picture on a social networking sites contains two girls, the uglier one is the owner of the profile.

Dude, this girl is trying to friend me but I can't figure out which one is her.

According to karmazon's law, it's the ogre on the left.

by fakamada April 17, 2011


Fido's Law

Dogs expand to fill the sofa available.

Mutt: Dude--I can't sit down. Your sofa's completely covered with dogs.

Jeff: Fido's Law, man.

by Two Hep Cats June 2, 2013

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