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When another man mows your lawn, with or without your consent. Depriving you of the pleasure of mowing it yourself.
Ben: "Did you have a nice time away Rob?"
Rob: "Yeah, but my neighbour lawn cucked me whilst I was away"
Ben: "Damn, that sucks"
The vigina hairs of a woman
Also a way to make fun of slutty Mexicans
the grass in you front lawn is so nice
Jesus you spend more time mowing her lawn than all your jobs combined
To be in party chat with the boys and to leave without any notice or ghost everyone for an absurd amount of time.
Person 1: WTF bro, how did you miss that shot?
Person 2: …
Person 3: Bro speak
Person 2: …
Person 1: He's gone MOWING THE LAWN
Someone that moans loud enough during sex that they can be heard outside the house.
You were a Lawn Moaner last night. The neighbors probably heard you.
Sleep with a milf. Often times a result of mowing the lawn in front of her.
Did you see Mrs. Johnson the other day? She was looking so fine!
See her? I mow the lawn with her
This day falls on January 1st.
Start your year off with proving who's the boss.
Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss
A.k.a. "yard sale". Often you can get good bargains on good-quality household items there, but you hafta always watch out for damaged/defective/worn-out items and inflated prices.
Brick-and-mortar shops do indeed usually charge a lot more for stuff than a front-lawn storefront, but yard-sale items usually don't come with a warranty or money-back guarantee, so it's kind of a trade-off..