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Emptying an entire bottle of lotion into your anus while sticking you penis into a flashlight full of lemon juice
Got bored last night and decided to give myself a greasy lemon.
Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.
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"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."
2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."
To be bitter or sour faced
“Stop acting bitter Susan no one likes a dusty lemon”
“Look at that sour face old hag, she’s such a dusty lemon”
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vb; to stroke your penis (lemon) with the old wax on wax off technique
I'm gonna go wax the lemon, if ya kno wat a mean.
When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.
Roger did a lemon skeet last night.
I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.