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Time passes a lot faster for lesbians.
1 min = 3 hours 1 week = a month
1 month = 3 months at least
Lesbian: Wow she hasn't even texted me back in 2 days.
Me: Dude its only been like 2 hours...
Lesbian: No, Lesbian Time.
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A term for a female, mainly a straight female, who is attracted to other women, but only from the waist up. They can either be sexually or sensually attracted to women, but don't like the sexual parts below the waist.
This term was coined by someone trying to explain how their straight girlfriend was attracted to women, but didn't like vaginas. Thinking of how she loves mermaids, it made sense. The top half is a beautiful woman, and the bottom half has a gorgeous, sleek, colorful tail, with none of the sexual organs to be seen.
1. Oh my gosh, Lady Gaga is so hot, I'd totally make out with her, but I don't want to have sex with her, vaginas are so not my thing. I guess that would make me a mermaid lesbian.
2. I think I might be a mermaid lesbian, I love breasts so much, but when it comes to vaginas I get so grossed out...
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a lesbian who doesn't get fucked but does the fucking, usually the butch... stone lesbians usually don't like getting touched but gets pleasures from pleasuring her partner
"Justine is one of those stone lesbians, so if your a total receiver then you'll love her"
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A boob lesbian is a female who would lick a boob but not a vagina.
Hey, I really like your boobs but not your fish tank.
Well I'm a boob lesbian, so show me ya tits but not ya bits.
I'm not too sure about your flaps, but I'm sure impressed with your rack.
man who dresses like a Lesbian and has really curly hair and speaks really loudly and cannot keep quiet for 5 seconds and is always in a bad mood hence the term troll
Lesbian trolls only you can spot them
You know why you searched this.
Man, anyone who searches Lesbian Sex in Urban dictionary is just in it for the stories so they can get wet or hard.
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the true form of 5 seconds of summer’s member Ashton Irwin. He thrives with good looks, golden locks and the most beautiful outfit known to mankind. Nowadays he may be confused as to what people mean by the lesbian farmer, but only true fans understand the inner beauty of Ashton Irwin aka the lesbian farmer.
Luke Hemmings: “why are you searching lesbian farmer? is that your kink?”
Calum Hood: “no! Ashton Irwin is my kink, this is just for research”
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