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The act of doing a keg stand while simultaneously consuming alcoholic beverages anally through a funnel. This is often done at college parties, primarily where members of Greek houses are present.
Shit bro, I got so fucked up last night... I did the Lincoln Double Funnel and was gone for the rest of the night!
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The powdery face of Abraham Lincoln on a folded $5 bill after you pulverize ketamine in it.
Hey look, it's K-braham lincoln!
When a woman wearing a top hat preforms a violent hand-job, you then sploog onto her chin and throw your trimmed pubes at her face. Resulting in a similarity to Abraham Lincoln.
After a wonderful evening with Keisha she came back to my place to help me preform the Angry Hand Lincoln.
A shot in the dark with steamed milk and or a hairy man in a top hat with whip cream on his nips
Nothing hits the spot like a good creamy Abe Lincoln
The act of a sister blowing onto her brother's penis while a cob of corn is in the anus of either participating party
I didn't know I'd be into it, but after my sister gave me a Lincoln Blow Dryer last night I can't go back.
a roll of 100 pennies
What am I going to do with this Lincoln Log that Grandma gave me? I hate pennies, and I hate going to the bank even more. I guess I could open it and fill up my 50 pairs of Penny Loafers. Nah, I'll just throw it at Sissy or a passing car.
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After getting a girl really wet from fingering her, you rip out her pubes and use her juices as a paste while attaching them to her chin.
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