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"Klinkers" is the gay lion, so called because of his huge, shaggy mess of hair. He can be seen stalking the O2 store
Did you see Klinkers the gay lion today?
Yeah, he offered me a bum and a Blackberry
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When a small group of drunk, college-age friends are hanging out together and spontaneously start singing songs from "The Lion King". Happens surprisingly often. Researchers are still trying to determine why.
Person 1: "We were just chilling, drinking some beers, and then suddenly we were overcome by the Lion King Effect. Started singing that song from the beginning of the movie."
Person 2: "What, the one that's like 'aaaaaaaaaaaaah sakenyaaaaaaaa vadavishdi dama' or whatever?"
Person 1: "Yeah, that's the one."
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When after a night of heavy drinking someone crashes and is unable to do anything for at least 12 hours. The easiest way to recognize a Sea Lion is to poke the person and see what happens. If they moan and thrash and bark like a sea creature then fall back asleep they are a Sea Lion. This condition happens most with people of half-ginger descent.
Not even a trident could wake that Sea Lion.
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The cartoon mascot for the ice cream snacks called "Paddle Pops" made in Australia. The mascot, which is a lion, looks suspiciously like Chad Kroeger, the lead singer/ homosexual tool from Nickleback.
Compare the Paddle Pop lion to that douche Chad; it's freaky how much they look alike.
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Noun: code name for the planned invasion of Great Britain by Nazi Germany in 1940 (German trans: "Unternehmen Seelöwe"); plan defeated by British forces on land, sea and air.
After Goering's Luftwaffe failed to achieve air superiority over Britain, Hitler was forced to cancel Operation Sea Lion.
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A sexy, secksy, smexy, smexican beast from Smexico. It is the most virile of all creatures, and the most deadly. It has been known to inseminate thirty-four different types of creatures in the span of fourteen seconds, and proceed to crush each and every one of them with its uberblubber at the same time because they looked at it funny. It also enjoys long crawls on the beach, mauling horseback riders, and it sucks ass at basketball. Often confused with a walrus, due to it's magnificent tusks.
Cocksucker: "Dude get out of the way, there's a sea lion coming through!"
Smegmatr0n: "No, you idiot, that's just a stupid whore walrus."
Sea Lion: "You motherfuckers actually confused me with a walrus? That's alright, it happens all the time.
*Splat*
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Theres nothing noble or brave about taming captive animals. Lion tamers are about as chicken shit as bullfighters, except they dont kill the lion in front of a crowd.
Lion tamers often brag about what they do with captive animals, it's not something to brag about.
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