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A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.
So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.
My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.
The act of hiding and or storing cocaine within ones anal cavity for later use or erotic sensation.
1. Tom: Hey Jim how's that colombian log of yours doing? Jim: Well Tom, after making my way across the border in that rigidity camper, it's about time to get it out of me before the Mafia has other ideas.
2. John: Hey Alex you score with that chick last night? Alex: Hell yeah John but I was pretty wasted and apparently she gave me a colombian log!! John: Oh damn I bet you must of had a real good time after that! Alex: Oh you bet, A hella more different then snorting lines. John: Damn Right
Synonym for a whore, promiscuous female, one who seeks many penises. Also a person who goes after another's man for sex.
Rachel fucks too many married men. She is such a log thief.
A turd that comes out in a long cylinder shape form that resembles a log.
"I had to let out the biggest deuce log you have ever seen"
"No it was not deuce nuggets this time but a deuce log"
The act of fapping whilst dropping a massive deuce in such a manner so as to stimulate the prostate while the steaming log makes its way through the rectum.
I prefer to use bathroom spray right before I banana log.
Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.
The act of sitting on a woman's twat and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her vagina until she orgasms.
Timmy: I just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night
Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!
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Skidmarks times ten! Turds in your pants as if you didn't wipe your ass or even worse make it to the toilet at all!
Mitch: "What the fuck is that smell?"
Wayne: "I don't know why are you looking at me?"
Sean: "Oh shit! You did it again Wayne! I can see the turds bulging out the back of your underwear, you have some serious fucking Lincoln Logs!"
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