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To ejaculate over ones own poop.
I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log
Another saying for taking a big shit.
person1: yo,did u see the epic log jeffery left in the toilet
person2: yea,it was huge
A record kept being referred back to for future reference. Examples, Journal, Family Tree, Recipe Book, Mirror Notes, Self Texts.
Keep a save log of your day to look back and reflect upon.
Keeping a save log can help you in your studies.
A turd that comes out in a long cylinder shape form that resembles a log.
"I had to let out the biggest deuce log you have ever seen"
"No it was not deuce nuggets this time but a deuce log"
The act of fapping whilst dropping a massive deuce in such a manner so as to stimulate the prostate while the steaming log makes its way through the rectum.
I prefer to use bathroom spray right before I banana log.
Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.
The act of sitting on a woman's twat and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her vagina until she orgasms.
Timmy: I just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night
Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!
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Skidmarks times ten! Turds in your pants as if you didn't wipe your ass or even worse make it to the toilet at all!
Mitch: "What the fuck is that smell?"
Wayne: "I don't know why are you looking at me?"
Sean: "Oh shit! You did it again Wayne! I can see the turds bulging out the back of your underwear, you have some serious fucking Lincoln Logs!"
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