Girl logic

The most complex system in the entirety of the entire universe.

Girl logic is incomprehensible. Let's say you invite her out, she ignores you, but if you don't say shit, she gets pissed.

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Homo-logical

Someone that should be gay, but isn’t.

Phil was homo-logical, they thought he was gay up until he brought home Reagan.

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Lindsay logic

The act of stringing together partially coherent thoughts to form the basis of an argument by which you justify your actions. It may not make any sense to anyone else, but it makes sense to you and that's all that matters.

I use Lindsay logic to justify my mac and cheese addiction

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Smaug Logic

Any reasoning, philosophy, or mindset brought about by smoking herb. Usually creates a sense of enlightenment in yourself and those around you.

high person: choice is the natural progression of thought (puffs the dank)

spectator: Dammmnnnn thats some serious smaug logic! Huzzah

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vishnu logic

Deep analogy/logic of a situation which makes no sense whatsoever.

Now that's a Vishnu Logic.

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artistic logic

thinking style that is done in a creatively clever way

bob the programmer has used artistic logic in making that program

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anti-logic

Just as anti-matter annihilates matter, anti-logic obliterates logic such that nothing is left thereafter.

The guy at the bank argued for 20 minutes about cashing his girlfriend's check because she couldn't come in; then after he was refused again he called his girlfriend over. Once anti-logic was employed no further conversation ensued.

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