looks sense

a phrase used when something dumb happens or someone’s being confusing

(combination of “looks right” and “makes sense”)

“I got dress coded today cuz my perfectly normal sized shorts were ‘too short’, but a couple tables over I see this girl reaching for something with her booty cheeks popping out for the whole world to see, and she got away with it.”

“Looks sense.”

“I know right??”

Horrendous Looks

The complete opposite of good looks and is used in a negative way.

“Yo Harry you got with a middle schooler, that’s horrendous looks my guy!”

Looking At The Bricks

To look at a female's ass as they walk by a brick wall and then pass it off as looking at the bricks.

Friend 1: *checks out girl's ass as they walk by a brick wall*

Friend 2: "dude you were totally looking at that girls ass!"

Friend 1: "no way man, I was just Looking At The Bricks"

Looking into the mirror

The act of taking copious ammonts of Cocaine

"So what have you done over the weekend?"

"A long weekend of looking into the mirror."

"Ah, a bit of soul searching was it?"

"Nah...Cocaine"

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Get Looked At

To beat somebody ass, to fight

Cuhz finna get looked at, dammm you got looked at

looking balls

eye balls

balls you look with
like eyes
looking balls are eyes

Looking for crocodiles

Basically, when contingency planning, looking for unlikely, worst case scenarios that technically could happen, but realistically never will. The analogy is you start looking for things beneath the surface of a river in case a log turns out to be a croc and bites you. Trouble is, you are generally looking at your local river that has only logs… chances of there being a live croc ? Pretty slim.

Those tyres are rated for 120 miles per hour, but our car can only do 110 miles per hour tops so they are perfectly acceptable. But what if there's a tail wind, and a hill, and our brakes fail ? says Jack. Good old Jack, always looking for crocodiles (looking for alligators, hunting alligators, searching for crocs etc etc)