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A stupid white ass motherfucker who is the most basic man and thinks vanilla sex is kinky. When he gets married him and his wife will only have sex once a year. He's also so ugly and people forget how ugly he is and when people see him they get pissed because of how ugly he is.
He's such a Luke/
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Luke tries to be the biggest homie hopper out of his friends. unfortunately that is the only 'big' thing he has going for him. if you want a vinnie hacker 2.0, lukey pukey is your go-to. mr. never sober is good with kids, but not with a skateboard. his hobbies include, searching for his missing crystals, and the missing piece in his life. which he is conviced he has found. if you are not a girl that is around 5'6-5'8, and is not in the grade below, keep looking because luke does not want you. Luke's only way of flirting is by telling girls to shut up and making them wear his lice-infested hat. lukes lips are bigger than his dick and that is a promise. kinda bite worthy though. (please never say that again miss girl). sorry my friend is a little obsessed with luke. you may think he his hot, but before you get too far along with this luke guy, make him move his hair out of his face. beware his actions are very different from his words. and his words usually are making fun of his friends...and urs.
"did you see luke the other day?"
"yeah, he ran into a stop sign."
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He cares more about others then himself. He is smart, cute, and thoughtful all the time! You can always count on him because he always has your back. No matter what happens he will always be your friend and someone to rely or count on. He’s courteous and so kind! If you ever meet someone named Luke keep them around! He doesn’t let anyone mess with himself or his friends. Usually go through a lot in a day, but have friends and family around him. He would do anything for anyone! Doesn’t hold grudges. And forgives and forgets! Has the Biggest heart and is the most caring person I’ve ever met.
Lisa-“Is that Fran my dude!?”
Craig- “No it’s Luke!”
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A fucking fag that always wants his way in everything he does and things he’s sexy but he’s just a white boy in the corner dealing drugs with his fucking grandma
Luke: A FuckTard little shit that deals drugs with his grandma
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Luke is a very athletic boy who probably was a little chubster when he was young. Luke buckles under pressure and likes girls or sometimes boys. Usually finds himself attracted to girls named NORA or BEATRICE. Bad ankles but awesome hairline.
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