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Holy shit Derek! At least warn me before you’re going to start playing your mahogany music maker…..that thing stinks!
A dude who has sex with a woman who has multiple sex partners.
Ashley "Why are women who have had several sex partners looked at negatively and called whores? Men who do the same are admired. What are they called?"
Tim "Whore Makers"
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The Fresh-Maker is a sexual act that consists of performing cunnilgus or anal-lingus with a Mentos in the performers mouth. That mentor is then transferred into the respective hole.
I gave that girl a Fresh-Maker because her ham wallet smelled like a porta-potty in a July afternoon.
A person who cries or sweats a lot. Either a hard worker or a cry baby.
That man runs so much he must be a water maker
A sexual act that consists of feeding your partner unpopped popcorn kernels. After 12-24 hours, engage in anal intercourse. When a piece of kernel sticks to your penis, fling it off your erection into partners mouth.
She was hungry and wanted anal so I gave her a popcorn maker. Anal food