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Sigma Male-
The rarest male type. Instead of wasting his precious time interacting with fellow humans, he decides to spend it on investing. The sigma male comes in many different forms.
Type 1: 40+ years old, lives in Dubai with his 18 year old wife he met on a business trip in Sweden. He drives an expensive car, owns a 6 million dollar condo, with the newest iPhone always in possession.
Type 2: The rising sigma
This sigma is between the ages of 14-18. He is so obsessed with investing that he doesn’t even wipe his ass, as it is apparently seen as a sign of weakness to him. He is distanced from everyone around him, and makes sure to check the stock market every time a female passes by him.
Guy 1: ew what the fuck is that smell?
Guy 2: oh it’s Chris over there, the “sigma male”. He doesn’t wash himself so you can smell his chocolate starfish all the way from over here.
Guy 1: that must be why he gets bullied.
Very opinionated individual with an extreme sense of professionalism.Most loving caring and resourceful person you will ever meet.Animal lover
Kelly (male)
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A small minded, little bitch of a man. EG. Ben Cortes
Brad: “Where’s Ben”
Martin: “Oh he’s at Zoe’s, what a beta male”
A guy that prides himself first and foremost on looks, and cares very little about substance...common side effect is desert dick
Allan Matus spends $350 at the Lacoste store, but can't tell you the two presidential candidates...what a male bimbo
He says he’s the sigma male. Guess he never saw a pussy in his life lol
male prostitute, a man who sells his body to other men for financial gain
"who's that at the door, oh thats colin hansel a very famous male prostitute"
A Beta male, but even more bitchy. Some would also call these people soy boys
Miniskirts and soylent? Yep that’s a Charlie male