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The opposite of a Catfish. Her photos made her look like a munter but in real life she was a stone cold 10.
“That girl was such a maple tree, she was a gremlin in her pics but a 10 in real life and sucked harder than a Harley low on fuel”
A bathing tradition in Wisconsin which takes place on the 17th of December. Every town builds a hot tub at the and fills it with gooey maple syrup. The town mayor is the first to enjoy this public bathing tradition followed by each citizen as required by law.
It's the 17th, lets head on down to the town square for a maple bath!
The most important part of Canadian sex.
Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.
Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg
A bunch of spoiled rich losers who think their better than Woodbridge. In every way shape or form Woodbridge is better than Maple. Now you know when u see a Maple Kid u tell them that Woodbridge Kids are better
Woodbridge Kids are better than Maple Kids
A term coined as a play on the popular Maple Dipped Donut from Canadian Coffee and Bake Shop Tim Horton's. It refers to a male receiving oral sex from a female while his genitals have been dipped, smeared or covered in Maple Syrup. Preference is to use real maple syrup over the fake table syrup seen in most grocery stores at rebated prices.
So Mike just told me how this girl gave him a Maple Dipped Blow-Nut once. He can't look at her the same way when he orders a coffee from that store anymore.
A maple-cinnamon roll is a variant of the classic Cinnamon Roll. This type of cinnamon roll hails from Canada, as the name suggests.
Shawn Mendes is so sweet and precious. Basically a maple-cinnamon roll...because he's Canadian.
"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."