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A delicious beverage consumed in steamy nights making syrup in a sugar shack. Best served with tall tales told by wise ol’ sap men. A term originally coined by a local author and university professor on the East Coast of Canada. After his first sip he exclaimed “This is a Maple Marvel!” The ingredients to the maple marvel are known by those who have made and drank them. One would say a marvel is much like a women’s breasts, one is too few; three too many.
Doug why don’t we head down to the sugar shack and mix ourselves up a maple marvel.
A bathing tradition in Wisconsin which takes place on the 17th of December. Every town builds a hot tub at the and fills it with gooey maple syrup. The town mayor is the first to enjoy this public bathing tradition followed by each citizen as required by law.
It's the 17th, lets head on down to the town square for a maple bath!
A guy who mainly makes funny lego gaem videos where he kills bugs and eats fruits. He also luvs playing funny gaem where he gets women from falling stars. He luv val, (shh don't tell)
Booga maple doesn't like to touch sea-water when he is wearing sandals.
The opposite of a Catfish. Her photos made her look like a munter but in real life she was a stone cold 10.
“That girl was such a maple tree, she was a gremlin in her pics but a 10 in real life and sucked harder than a Harley low on fuel”
"Hey, Maggie. I heard you are going on a date with Thomas."
"Yeah, Theresa, I will be tapping the maple tree tonight."
adverb describing when one receives a hand-job from someone of Canadian descent
On my trip to Canada, i went behind the gas station for an authentic Maple-Blaster
i fucking hate maple. what're you named after? the tree sap? yeah you stupid fuck. what a stupid fuciing name. named after a tree? spo pahtgeitchb gfkdslgfb s