A guy who mainly makes funny lego gaem videos where he kills bugs and eats fruits. He also luvs playing funny gaem where he gets women from falling stars. He luv val, (shh don't tell)
Booga maple doesn't like to touch sea-water when he is wearing sandals.
A bathing tradition in Wisconsin which takes place on the 17th of December. Every town builds a hot tub at the and fills it with gooey maple syrup. The town mayor is the first to enjoy this public bathing tradition followed by each citizen as required by law.
It's the 17th, lets head on down to the town square for a maple bath!
The most important part of Canadian sex.
Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.
Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg
A bunch of spoiled rich losers who think their better than Woodbridge. In every way shape or form Woodbridge is better than Maple. Now you know when u see a Maple Kid u tell them that Woodbridge Kids are better
Woodbridge Kids are better than Maple Kids
An absolute shit hole in British Columbia, Canada filled with High school dropouts who drive lifted diesel pickup trucks and smoke crack on the daily and the children of crack heads who ride around on bikes during the early hours of the morning screaming at people walking.
-Where the fuck is this asshole driving this huge pickup truck from, Mars? He drives like a fucking retard!
*Skid rides out into middle of road on shitty BMX bike*
-WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!
-We're in MAPLE RIDGE, Jim. Get used to it.
maple ridge is the most disgusting city in the lower mainland filled jibs and skids. literally the ugliest more dirtiest place in bc.
“hey were can i get some crack”
“just go to maple ridge bud”
full of crackheads and skids but like its fine, lots of fights and crazyness. no one gives a shit and will do anything. its a fun but also horrible place ngl.
Maple ridge is the definition of cracky land