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A public college in Virginia; home of the Tribe.
WILLIAM AND MARY, A Poem:
"Virginia Tech's
For hicks and rednecks,
And the bigoted prigs are all 'Hoos;
Potheads will state
That VCU's great,
And James Madison takes 1.2's...
If you're looking for schools
Without rednecks or tools
Where we're smart and we aren't all on crack,
We're the place that'll win ya
Right here here in Virginia -
Go TRIBE and you'll never go back!"
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the spirit of those who falsely apply their powder. never summon after midnight. ro summon, spin in a circle three times saying flashback mary.
"flashback mary, flashback mary, flashback mary...HI SISTERS"
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Michael Scott and Stanley from The Office.
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration: "What a Pair of Mary’s!"
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A woman who is cool as shit. Men want her and women want to be her. Highly educated and hard working. Favorite movies are likely to be Beetlejuice, Napoleon Dynamite, or Step Brothers. Loyal, caring, loving, and understanding, but doesn't take your bs; her heart and generous nature usually get her in trouble. Nice to a fault unless you do her dirty, then unrelenting savagery is what you may receive. Not to be confused with them hoes, she keeps your mind awake! Probably one of the funniest people you'll ever meet. Talented and a great friend. Find you a Jennifer today.
Jennifer Marie (noun) "That's Jennifer, coolest lady I know... but don't get on her bad side. "
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Mary-Helen is quirky and unique. She is usually tall, and blessed with athletic grace - sexy in the extreme. She makes friends easily and is loyal and true to those she loves. An excellent mate and a superior mother she brings happiness and stability wherever she goes.
Clever and quick-witted she's also a marvellous cook.
Little boy to dad:
'when I grow up I want to spend my life with a Mary-Helen'
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Damn where do I begin? Mary Jasmine is one of the most beautiful girls out there, she's gorgeous and sexy and has a heart of gold, a hopeless romantic but often masks it to prevent getting hurt. People who really know her see her crazy, fun side. She's a bit quiet at first and only speaks when spoken to when around new people as she's scared to talk too much because her sweetness is often mistaken as flirtatious behavior. She'd rather not fight as she's all about peace and love, but if she has no choice she'll beat a bitch ass. She's the best girl anyone can ask for she's charming, ambitous, cunning, feisty, and a freak ;). It can't get any better than her. A good girl name with a naughty attitude.
"Mary Jasmine is a head Turner."
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So kind and lovable. Very faithful to her partner. Can love you more than you know. Can do everything for love. Has a soft heart and a good looking person. Simply called as cute. Very humble even if she is on top.
Mary Joy is super cute mega hot chix understanding, lovable, kind, honest, and faithful so keep her.
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