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When a Mexican chick queefs into a quesadia, then you eat it
Benitia prepared a tasty Mexican queefadia for Jose and he licked the plate dry... Then asked for seconds
Mexican Jackhammer
The act of a woman prividing a very rough hand job, like a jackhammer, whilst holding the balls up at the base of the penis in order to pound them with every down stroke. The mexican element is derived from the "Ay Ay Ay" sound the gentleman makes during the act.
My balls are the size of grapefruits this morning after Consuela gave me an amazing Mexican Jackhammer last night
When one wraps their genitals in a quesida and begins intercorse
''I finna have a mexican dinner tonight with your girl!"
When you "finish" in a girl's eyelashes
Yeah, he gave me the Mexican Butterfly, but I secretly liked it.
Male masturbation where the penis is doused in hot sauce and placed between the palms of the hands, and the hands are rubbed together over the penis like they are being warmed in a campfire.
Jose performed a Mexican Campfire when he ran out of lube.
A straight relationship in which there is still a constantly changing, third male party, in which a triangular relationship is mocked at the expense of the male partner who cannot separate due to emotional dependence on his female partner, even if it bothers him. Be it consciously or unconsciously.
A:"Hey man I love her and I know that she loves me too. Why do you think our partnership lasts so long, but not with the other guys with whom she tries anyway?"
B:"Because you're stuck in a mexican simpoff! She has the fun of her life with other guys while telling you about love and loyalty. This is cheating with extra steps!"
The act of jumping face first from a dresser or platform of some sort, face first into your partners ass.
After the club, Bruce and I went home and I gave him the ol' Mexican Highdive.