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A pornstar that had a diss track written about her based on a fake tweet. The diss track was by the band ilovefriday.
Know by the lyrics -
Whooo do you think you are?
You been sucking dick for a foreign car
gotta take that call
They want you at work, so, girl go do you job
(Sung by xeno Carr)
Or
Hit or miss
I guess they never miss huh
You gotta a boyfriend
I bet he doesn’t kiss yaaaa
He gon find another girl and he won’t miss yaaa
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it’s FIFA
You won every level, you’re the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you’re fired
You’re washed up, you’re retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
(Sung by smokehijab)
Mia Khalifa is just a pornstar
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A blonde ma'am who likes to do something like body twists or stuff while licking popsicle look alike things.
Teenage boy who got into touching himself at some interesting parts of his body: "Mia Malkova really can do things my girlfriend unfortunately can't."
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The sexiest fucker on earth. Great at anal and freezes my cum in ice cube trays to suck on my babies later on. Fake eyes. fake hair. fake vagina. Her vagina hole has a diameter longer then my dick.
“Do you know mia duzel?”
“Yes I do! She is The sexiest fucker on earth. Great at anal and freezes my cum in ice cube trays to suck on my babies later on.
Adorable human being that has an infectious smile and is our bisexual queen.
She is an amazing upcoming actress from Australia, she plays Shelby Goodkind on the show The Wilds on Amazon Prime, that was her first real acting job.
And she has a jawline that can slit your throat. She also loves alcohol x
Person 1: god Mia healey’s acting is phenomenal
Person 2: I know right, I can’t believe The Wilds was her first real acting job.
She's a hottie with a killer body
Fun to be around but can go a little crazy
Dixie:Hey you see Mia hay over there
leah: yeah I wish I was her
The act of putting a raw egg between your lips, rapidly inhaling and thus propelling the egg into your esophagus. Great party trick. Named after the middle-eastern porn star.
some fucc boi : "i call this the mia khalifa" proceeds to choke
crowd: "ayy lmao"
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