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n. A middle-aged man with floppy hair, cream chinos and a sports jacket.
Your boss is an odious minge-weasel
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Fragments of soggy toilet roll that are usually found hidden amongst the sweaty folds of a woman’s clunge.
Last night I rubbed me knob around her beef curtains and when I looked down there was a soggy lump of minge pith stuck me bell end.
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something that is really good. like saying the dogs bollocks.
mum that beef stew was the cats minge.
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Beauty, cute, intelligence, angelic, and not to mention wonderful and so fine ^_~ and so soft, warm, cuddly.. there is but ONE Ming Yu in existance though.. and she's mine damn it.. XD
This girl I met was a Ming Yu because she was near perfection, but then I noticed she had a flaw so she wasn't a Ming Yu after all..
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a vagina surrounded by ginger pubes, just like emmas.
me: shut up emma, ginge minge. at least my minge isn't ginge. ginge minge!
emma: i know, i'm sorry.
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A state of severe intoxication, unable to function properly as a result of consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Alan had so much to drink last night that he was ming-monged
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That bitch is a dirty ming mung. She is minging and was also covered in 4 day old mung
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