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in texas hold'em, the act of hitting a river card to defeat your opponent when you had no business winning the hand.
My aces got cracked by 2-4 offsuit when name mitched me on the river.
To get 'mitched' is nothing other than a bad experience. The term mitched covers a broad set of circumstances however if you're to get mitched you always end up worse off.
If you've been mitched it can be life changing and you can spend many years resenting your experience and angry at life.
If anyone does get mitched we suggest taking a sabbatical in order to come back stronger
I came up with a business model which would generate a huge income for the business and myself. It was such a good idea I visualised myself in a ferrari pulling up to bars in mayfair. This idea was put in place and worked, I was essentially a millionaire. As soon as the money came in I was mitched and mitch pocketed all funds and took credit for the work.
lying about getting raped and lying to people all the time and treating women like shit
Hey guys this girl raped, sike you just got mitched
Mitched; to surpass being high, stoned, blitzed or fried.
Jenna: I smoked so much marijuana last night... I was Mitched out of my mind. You should have been there.
Mia: You must have been really Mitched. I was there with you.
When you fail on the first attempt and succeed on the second.
In the second frame, Michelle got a Mitch when she bowled a gutter-ball on her first throw and then picked up the spare on her second.
Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.
Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.
There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.
Uncle Mitch is one of those super cool uncles, who won’t get you in trouble for anything. But he stinks like poop and looks like a ninja turtle crawled up a nun’s butthole. Although he reeks of old man armpits, he’s still pretty cool.
I’m seeing Uncle Mitch tonight.