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yeah its friday and its funky with the monkes les go
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS FUNKY MONKE FRIDAY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is an exclamatory phrase used mostly without regard for context or audience. Such as when the user burns themselves on the stove or finds out their car has been broken into.
Leigh: Max, your car was broken into by some bum. I found him in the backseat playing with your garden shearers.
Max: shitter ass monk!
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When you are doing something that really grosses you out.
He got a little dirt on his hand a had a Monk moment.
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a song about monk and darl. It goes like this:
darl darl monk, darl darl monk, i love yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!pee nee ki, pee nee ki, ye be de.
He's a silly boy, funny, and dirty minded, but in the end it's all a joke, Tajan the monkey man is an epic guy, don't leave him, if you have a Tajan in your life don't let him go because he's EPICCCC, And also willing to share his stuff with you, might get a little weird sometimes, but that doesn't matter, He loves 2 minute noodles and sometimes like's.. aNiMe
"Hi Taj" *Sneezes cutely* Wanna... Go play on the playground"? "Tee hee, Tajan the monke man!!!
An ancient Hindu demigod who achieved Nirvana (Moksh) through masturbation.
A nameless monk; he meditated for 52 years on the peak of Mt. Nanga Parbat (literal translation : Naked Mountain) in the Himalayas before he perfected the art of Handless Masturbation.
After perfecting the fabled Handless Masturbation technique (commonly known as the 'Look Ma, No Hands!' technique), he jacked off for 13 days straight before the gods approved of his meditation and let him reach Nirvana.
They then bestowed upon him the demigod status and let him spill his jizz all over the "snow"-capped peaks of The Himalayas.
And as the sun set on the 13th day of his masturbation, did the gods smile upon his seed and grant him Nirvana.
Thus, the man was bestowed with the name Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk).
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a ginger haired gamer from milton keynes who absolutely kicks ass at all games he will rape u at halo 2 or just win with obscenely high scores if u get into a vehicle (tut tut u n008z he will say) (possible variations include Ass monkeh and Mr AssHat)
hey look its ass monk.....
ahh im getting my ass kicked....
quick lets be n008s and get into a vehicle.....
argh he still kicked our asses
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