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Another addition to the Awkward Turtle family of hand gestures. The left hand is clenched into a fist then the right hand is placed over the top and closed around the fist to create a muffin shape.
Boy: Your ass is peng ;)
Girl: *Inappropriate Muffin*
Someone who likes muff and dick; a bisexual.
Dude he is a total muffin dick!
When you fart in palm of your hand and then cup it into a friends face
My boyfriend muffin tossed me in the face and I almost threw up
When a male or female suffering from muffin top continuously adjusts their pants and undergarments over their hips to stuff the muffin.
The cleaning lady keeps muffin stuffing.
A specially designed piece of equipment specially made to distribute painfully delicious muffins with concussive force into the face of an unsuspecting person.
DUDE! Did you just see that guy gun down that small child with his muffin cannon?!
Random Lady: Look at that lovely man shooting flavor filled death brining muffiny goodness to all the small children of the world.
(n.) feces deposited onto the ground by bovine animals. Also known as "cow flop". In a dried state, meadow muffins become "cow chips" which can be used as fuel or in throwing contests.
"I was hunting quail but slipped on a meadow muffin, causing my shotgun to discharge."
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Someone or something with unprecedented amounts of swag.
The coolest kid in school walked and and i yelled "Bro, you're such a swag muffin!" he replied back "Yo, thanks bro..."
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