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when your significant other squats over your face and begins to slowly push warm watery diarrhea into your mouth
John: hey bro...my wife is ready for the spicy brown mustard sprayer
Tommy: bro...what the fuck
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A crappy throw, toss, etc., where the person tossing the object misjudges the throw and completely misses the intended recipient, target, etc.
Lorenzo: "T-Bone, toss me a can of beer!"
T-Bone: "Here ya go!" (Throws beer 3 feet to the left of Lorenzo)
Lorenzo: "Dude, that was an Underhanded Mustard Russian if I've ever seen one!!!!! Now the beer is ruined!"
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When a female takes a bite out of a male's colostomy bag when it is full and lets it pour into her mouth.
He asked me if I wanted to know what a San Antonio Mustard Packet is, and then he ruined my good apron!
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A person who thinks the PC is the best of all and brags about it(which can be) and refuses to try out other consoles.
Robert: dude, the PC master race is the best!!!!
John: i think you have the PC mustard race syndrome
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The watery sound ketchup/mustard makes when squeezed from a bottle.
Wow, Mike, that really sounded like a fart. No, dude, it was butt mustard. I was putting ketchup on my burger.
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You know how asparagus makes your pee smell? Yeah, well when you eat some things... it makes your shit yellow. Look up 'Dirty Sanchez', yo!
Yo, I totally mustard gas sanchez'd Mac-N-Crack while she was passed out last night, yo!
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Hot Yellow Ass Mustard: the result of anally straining oneself beyond one's limits then exposing that matter to a heated element.
After we ate the bean burrito we had a farting contest in which Matt pushed too hard and sprayed ass mustard all over the space heater causing it to become hot yellow ass mustard.
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