I'm funny

What a person who is not funny will say to try and impress someone

"I'm funny" said the jock.

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I'm fine

The perennial cry of the intoxicated.

Sober guy: "Shit dude you can't even stand up"

Drunk guy struggling to maintain his balance: "Nah dude I'm fine, really I'm just fiiiiiine..."

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I'm dead

When a fangirl starts to cry from happiness and they'll say, 'I'm DEAD!!" While screaming and falling off their beds

Person A: Have you heard their new song?
Person B: Yeah, at the end I'm dead... but I survived

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I'm in love

Jennifer

I'm in love

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I'm leaving

Something someone says when they want attention.

I hate this place and I'm leaving.

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I'm going in

Announcement before:

1) taking a huge bite into a large food item such as a sandwich, burrito or plateful of food.

2) penetrating a partner.

1) "Look at the size of this double cheeseburger. I'm going in."

2) "Are you ready? I'm going in."

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I'm game

"Im game"...its another way of saying..."Im Down"..."Im Ready"..

Tyrell: Yo Jermaine...u wanna go rob dis 7/11 wit us tonight...

Jermaine:...well i am broke...iight..im game.

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