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The superlative of fat fingers.
To have fingers that resemble a corndog. Fingers so fat that they look like sausage fingers with a layer of a cornbread on top.
Mike "goddamn you have corndog fingers"
Nick "What the shit are corndog fingers?"
Mike "Your goddamn fingers are too fat to be just sausages"
When you go to lunch and purposely or accidentally don't invite someone.
Alternative definition: You're the last person to get your food at the table, well after everyone has gotten their food. restaurant
Or Dinner Finger
Don't invite Mike, we gave him the lunch finger. Or oh, no we gave Mike the lunch finger...oops. Or sorry, we didn't mean to give you the lunch finger.
Or Andrei always gets the lunch finger here, I think the Waitress hates him....
The act of cheating on your spouse by having sexual intercourse "Doggy-Style" while simultaneously finger banging your new partner's butthole with the Ring Finger. This act is followed by a conscious effort to not wash the relevant finger.
Bryce: So how are things going with Mandy? Made up yet?
Nate: We're doing a lot better. I got sick of sleeping on the couch so last week I went out to McGarvey's, picked up a skank, and gave her the 'ol Grudge Finger. On Tuesday I gave Mandy a neck massage and she said I needed a manicure.
Start with one finger in the pussy till wet then deep drill with fist.
I had to finger fist my girl to cum.
The forceful and unprovoked insertion of a digit into unsuspecting partner/friend/relative's anal orifice. Due to the surprise nature of this manoeuvre, the recipient is often clothed.
Dan was caught by a particularly vicious finger-bob whilst climbing up the stairs.
An engagement ring so beautiful, the wearer lives in constant fear that an innovative thief will chop off her finger and the diamond with it.
I love your ring! It's a real finger chopper!
Similar to cold shoulder, except a cold finger is done by ignoring someone's text or facebook message--usually when said person's comment is pointless or uncalled for.
FB status: "Man, I just got called into work for another 16 hour weekend shift."
Tool: "Lol, I never work weekends lol"
*cold finger/friend removal is appropriate here
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