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November 19 2021. National mens day is a day celebrating the culture, political, and the invention of men. Woman of Gen-Z tend to not like this day of jealousy
men: Hi did you no it's National mens day.
woman: There is no such thing as National mens day you sexist.
men: yes there is its November 19. Suck it up butter cap
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April 18th, National Logan Day is a day where we respect Logan and run across the bridge in a large mob
It’s National Logan Day!!!
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National Cum Day, the one day that men can cum at any point during sex. It doesn't matter if you jiz in your pants, or if it takes you five hours (Lucky S.O.B.)...
Ruth: Hey, you know it's National Cum Day babe? Let's get busy!!
Bob: Too late!!
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National Bsf Day is on October 28 show off your bestie
"You busy the 28th?"
"Yes"
"Doing what?"
"Celebrating National Bsf Day you no bestfriend having ass hoe!"
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January 1st is the day that you watch a LOT of porn and beat your meat or rub your clit till you pass out.
Gina:I'm feeling sore from National Porn day.
Jarred:Need some help?
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June 10th is national masturbation day, it’s time to beat your dick until it hurts and also time to finger your clit until you squirt. Go fuck yourselves
Today is national Masturbation Day ! Let’s beat our meats together
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