more chance of Diddy being innocent

An idiom meaning there’s no fucking way in hell something will happen since it’s basically impossible for Diddy to be found not guilty.

There’s more chance of Diddy being innocent than us having gay sex tonight.

pseudo chance

whine whine whine
i whinge about everything
omg stop spawn raping
we lost. gg n00bs

SASR || pseudo chance

half a chance

the slightest opportunity.

"given half a chance he can make anything work"

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

Is It Abuse, A birthmark, Or A Chance!?.

Is It Abuse, A birthmark, Or A Chance!?.

Is It Abuse, A birthmark, Or A Chance!?.

Dan Chance

When you go to a party, sit sober the whole time and make no moves on any women.

I did a proper dan chance at that party last night

Ray Chance

Street Magician/illusionist based out of Toronto Ontario. Featured on Much Music, CityTV.

Ray Chance - Mind bending magic tricks and illusions.