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White Collar Racist

The cool version of racism. Typically used to describe rich and good looking racists. Not fat and poor like “blue collar racists”, who tend to reside in trailer parks.

Dude, don’t get the wrong idea. I’m a white collar racist.

by iceisbased March 19, 2024


blue collar

When a conversation or interaction escalates beyond the point of polite disagreement, and your best option is to a provide raw, direct, and straightforward response.

When I found out she went behind my back and lied about the situation, I went blue collar on her.

by O.Really November 8, 2020


White Collar Compound Interest

The exponential growth from positive professional experiences and jobs that grow over the years.

Warren: So cool you got this great new job from a contact you made almost 20 years ago.

Bruce: Ya, I met her at a networking event in 2006 right after my first promotion to get invited a trade show she hosted. Love that we stayed in touch and she recommended me for this role.

Warren: That's White Collar Compound Interest paying off, Brosef.

by Mike109999 September 2, 2023


Lipstick collar

When an imprint of someone's lipstick is left either on the shaft or base of your penis.

Person 1: So I took them home from the club and since we got right to it, they ended up leaving lipstick on me.

Person 2: Damn, looks like they gave you a lipstick collar! Guess you'll have to call them back for sure 😏

by Theslightesttiger August 16, 2022


collar bone

It's the bone that's near your collar.

Ow, I hit my collar bone.

by Bthan September 9, 2021


Upturned Collar

A fashion choice of rugby fans, usually associated with polo shirts, who spend most of there time in the toilet and very little time fixing there nose. The correct dress sense is also accompanied by the correct laddish body language such as; Mouth grabbing, arms behind head, or squeezing there faces!

Look at that guy with an upturned collar, what a dickhead

by NotSoSmartPerson May 15, 2018


B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.

Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”

by summertime36 September 6, 2021