what often happens to men who workout with barbells, dumbbells, free weights, nautilus, et al over long periods of time. The testosterone enzyme increases with the added muscle mass they develop, but so do their estrogen levels to keep a proper balance, such that they develop breasts (and buttocks) akin to females who produce this enzyme naturally.
Tina : I would date Bruce, but he has such noticeable man boobs from all those years of working out. And now they sag somewhat - gross !
Me : sez you ! You're as old as he is, and your boobs are beginning to sag, too.
Tina : yes, but mine are natural - and I wear a bra.
Me : well, buy him a bra, too and when you both are having sex, just make sure he wears it .
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An individual (usually male) who has an unhealthy tendency to notice and remember a woman's breasts as opposed to features such as her face, personality, or hair color.
A baby made from touching a boob.
This baby can come in the small or big child variety.
Tyler- BRUH, YOURE PROBABLY A FRICKING BOOB BABY
John- I’m just trying to listen to dubstep and eat a hot pocket. STOP THAT.
The area of the chest right before the boob, slightly before the slope. Not the actual boob or the slope, but very close.
girl 1: Sorry am I laying on your boob?
girl 2: No it's just my pre-boob
To blatantly put your boobs in someone’s face to try to attract them or get them to perform a task. ie place luggage in a top bin.
She is going to boob him so he will buy her a drink.
When you are playing a board game and you have to reach far across the table to draw a card or move your piece, the player chops their boob into the edge of the table creating an undesirable effect.
I won my game of Candyland, in spite of a severe boob chop.
I fear that when I reach for my game piece I'm going to get a boob chop (or boob chopped).
noun, a sampling of boobs, a lapdance
if someone is reclining slightly in their chair, you could say they are "ready for a boob sampler"
Connolly looks ready for a boob sampler.