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rotate my dish

When in conversation with someone and the other person suddenly changes the subject, while forming a response to another subject you say you need to "rotate my dish" before responding.

I do not understand why so much money is spent on the researching of tidal projections. Now you ask why NATO is concerned with the foreign relations in Slovakia? Let me rotate my dish. (pause) Because two decades after their NATO membership in 2004, Slovakia has become friendly with Moscow.

by JCA/Bremerton September 7, 2023


dish nosed

When someone screws you and fucks you up from something important

Fuck! I got dish nosed from an important meeting

Damn, i totally got dish nosed on that fucking final

by Mango Chango Mr. Tango December 21, 2007


Dish to Passhole

A person who comes to a celebration, such as a pot luck, and does not bring anything to share. Said person is a special dish to passhole if they had signed up or told people they were bringing a specific dish.

His voice and smell made him an irritant, his drunk behavior made him annoying, but his not bringing a dessert made him a dish to passhole.

by TT Posse August 3, 2010


dish shit

Any remnants of food and bacteria encrusted on your huge ever-growing pile of dirty dishes in the sink.

How am I going to clean off all of this dish shit?!

by Tbnumber1 September 19, 2019


Dished

If someone is both plain and ugly looking I.e. clapped they could be described as dished

Friend 1: Did you go over to Alexis’ house last night?
Friend 2: No chance, he’s dished

by PlatedPics March 27, 2023


dish girl

A girl who has a watertight scratch collar affixed around her neck where dozens upon dozens of men ejaculate into the now breakfast dish. The very last participant will dump in some cereal into the semen soup and feed the dish girl her breakfast.

Jessica told me her #1 fantasy was to be a dish girl and cocoa puffs would be her cereal of choice.

by OneNastyMoFo September 1, 2015


Shark dishes

When you try to type in Sharkeisha, but auto correct gets you.

Auto correct just gave you the shark dishes!

by Jeff Jefferson Jeffries March 25, 2014