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The trend in recent "innovations" where the main focus is powering something with a battery (usually a large lithium-ion battery), turning something into an autonomous pod, or a combination of both. The thing that's being innovated usually works better without a battery or operated by a human being. Coined by Justin Rozniak on the Well There's Your Problem podcast.
"dude, did you hear about the new thing Elon Musk came up with? He's going to move people underground using battery-powered autonomous pods!"
"Bro istg we're heading into the battery autonomous future'
The trend in recent "innovations" where the main focus is powering something with a battery (usually a large lithium-ion battery), turning something into an autonomous pod, or a combination of both. The thing that's being innovated usually works better without a battery or operated by a human being. Coined by Justin Rozniak on the Well There's Your Problem podcast.
"dude did you hear about the next thing Elon Musk is doing? he's going to transport people underground in battery-powered autonomous pods!"
"bro istg we're heading into the battery autonomous future"
1. the next fashion icon
2. a girl with a great sense of style
3. sometimes the popular girl who's really nice
1. Do u think that Carrie can be a future fashionista?
2. Jane is never gonna be a future fashiontsta. EVER!!!!
3. Natalie is the best future fashionista ver!
future pussy: (n) The maximization of sexual possibilities in the future via small gesture.
''Bro! i was snap chatting this broad and was definitely getting mad future pussy.''
An event in which hyperdistributism solves the transfinite line; creating a perfect capitalist-Marxist system.
Future perfect employs the transfinite line; in which the average of the squares of the distances between the ergodicic points and the transfinite line is equal to the tau of the slope of the line.
This is transfinite economics: a perfect solution to poverty.
The title you give a friend right before they are about to do something very stupid like rolling down a hill in a shopping cart.
"Matt is about to roll down that hill in a shopping cart"
"They call him our nations future"
It is also said after someone does something they shouldn't be proud off like giving a homeless man a handy.
"So I did this thing the other day...."
"Hahaha, our country's future, right in front of me"
"They call him the future of our country"
"They call her our country's future"
The last words of former Governor Sarah Palin's goodbye speech.
Used for failed humorous effect when looking for something and you have no idea where it is.
"Where did the paper go?"
"North, to the future."