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loose noodle

n. a dick that can't, under any circumstances, get or remain hard. An absolutely disappointing way to end the night.

Because Dean's loose noodle was such an inconvenience to every girl he encountered, he became a social outcast.

by krissy922 October 13, 2009

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nope noodle

Skinny white girl with no definition. Usually on hard drugs, steals your vape and prescription drugs in the house.

Don’t invite Tana over dude, she’s a nope noodle.

by Shitslappss December 25, 2019


Noodles and ramen

Something you eat when you have nothing else to eat and your mum wont make you anything

Kid: hey mom, can I have a hamburger?
Mom: im tired go make some Noodles and ramen.
Kid: ok

by aswdfzxcbhgtyyn go baaaaaaaaaa February 14, 2021


Dirt Noodle

Literally just a worm

Its not a worm its a DIRT NOODLE

by Maxaroniandchease November 15, 2018


Shower noodles

When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.

In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.

by IpNyurButt December 20, 2020


Fantastic noodles

Above average quality, two-minute noodles

i love fantastic noodles

by Anti.Social.Club6 June 21, 2019


ballsack noodle

a hidden menu item you can order from any restaurant or retail shop

pronounced (BULLSZACK-KNEWDULL)

hello waitress you have a phat ass, maybe i please have the infamous ballsack noodle?

by dr.noodle November 22, 2021