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Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit

Indigenous land dweller from the continent of Australia who enjoys a beer, blowjob and a jersey jab, all the while still stopping traffic with their unnecessary passion to sleep on the warm bitumen of the roads in the upper quadrants of the State of the Northern Territory.

Hey Neil, get a load of that "Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit", he shouldn't sleep on the road, always forgets to eat breakfast! The bloody turkey!

by The Kingsbray Chookie May 5, 2019


northern cambria

a town in pennsylvania which sucks badly.

ask your local pizza hut if they know about this town?

I recon they'd say 'no'

Northern Cambria is north of cambria county.

by The Actual Killer December 21, 2016


Northern monkey

Ey up.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.

Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.

Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.

Oh hello Jeeves, that northern monkey fellow is a spiffingly good show what what

by Bernerd November 27, 2021


Northern Minnesota Cologne

Just basic bug dope

Her: Honey, the bugs are nasty down here
Him: I'll just wear some Northern Minnesota cologne

by Joshcopeland04 June 5, 2023


Northern fights

At northern secondary school whenever there is a fight, even if it starts off as a fistfight someone will always get passed a knife and some point and then all goes to shit.

Have you ever seen northern fights without a knife?”

by Northern kid January 18, 2019


Northern Echo

A similar, though more monstrous version of the Cornish Torpedo. A humongous stealth turd which slips quietly into the night, without trace.

Simon’s full English came back as a Northern Echo!

by Vinnie4brexit July 24, 2021


northern by arriva

A Shitty Train company that had no staff and buses for trains
Be thankful they died in 2020.

Northern By arriva Was Fucked by its May 2018 timetable change

by Splat tim he does not July 26, 2020