alt-woke

The supposed silent majority who tend to throw a lot of whataboutery into any political argument that takes place on social media. Have a tendency to vilify those they see as woke without seeing the irony of what they are doing. Their latest point of interest are statues and the protection of them.

"How dare they take down that statue, it represents our history and I am very annoyed."

"Have you ever taken notice statues before in your life while walking around?"

"errmm. Not really, but I like them now, particularly the ones that are annoying the people whom I have an irrational hatred for."

"What an alt-woke."

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ultra woke

Hyper-aware of situations, people, motives, and a way to align them toward total strength in unity. Personality, very empathetic regarding the duality of causality.

Celasco will play the blue collar tough guy Ty Salazar, who is Shea’s loving husband. He joins already announced cast members Fernanda Andrade, who plays Shea, the youngest agent to run her own cyber division, Eve Harlow, who plays the “ultra woke” Gina, and Aaron Morten who will play Ben, a straight-laced, buttoned-up hard worker who works with Shea at the FBI cyber crime division.

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New Woke City

Noun - The capital city of the mythical land of Wokistan. The cultural epicenter of all things woke, and the premier getaway destination for aspiring Woketopians who need to score intersectional points with their left-wing peers.

That patchy-bearded, dirtbag over there who's stopping traffic for no apparent reason obviously thinks he's the Mayor of New Woke City.

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Woke

Not racist

I didn’t expect to hear something woke from him.

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Too woke to poke

Used to describe a man who’s so woke he can’t bring himself to touch a ladies genitalia.

Sam: Curtis and Susan seem to have been getting on well, I bet she’ll be getting fingered in the toilets later.

Tony: Not a chance, Curtis is too woke to poke!

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shook, rattled and woke

the act of being shocked, upset and aware.

Our lecturer gave us another assignment , i am shook, rattled and woke.

fake woke twitter

people digging back many years to find something problematic about currently unproblematic people so they can "cancel" them

not to be confused with woke twitter

Fake woke twitter is annoying and needs to stop digging up irrelevant shit celebrities did in the past that has been apologized for and learned from.

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