Rural Dictionary

main thing

As said in Post Malone’s 92 Explorer, main thing refers to a pussy.

“I hit your main thing twice”

by Makayla Reese May 7, 2018

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the umbrella thing

Inserting your entire hand into a woman’s vagina then spreading fingers until your palm is open.

Last night I did the umbrella thing with my GF, she really loved it.

by JJ087 April 15, 2022

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When you are having sex (preferabbly unprotected) with a girl (must be vaginal) and you cum, you pull out quickly and reach in her pussy. When you grab some of her secretions and also your own, you smear it all over her face and go "Swamp thing!" This is a variation on "WOLFMAN!"

Dude, last night, I totally swamp thing'd this girl. She was so pissed, but I just laughed because she smelled like shit.

by Jolly Green Giant Penis September 5, 2006

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the little things

term women use for what they want a man to do for them, but does not specify what they should actually do. "its the little things". this simply means that said woman wants said man to understand that said man does not need to go above and beyond to impress, excite or win the love of said woman. simple gifts, gestures and sayings make this said woman happier and more pleased than expensive gifts and huge gestures. a simple rose picked from the grass outside is better than a bouquet of roses bought at a store to said woman, for example. this also means that when said man is not understanding why he has done something wrong and said woman says it is the little things, this can also mean he is NOT doing the little things that said woman wishes. the little things are added into everyday lifestyle to make a woman feel special and loved.

Mary: "John, why did you buy me an expensive car for my birthday?!"
John: "I thoughr you would like it!"
Mary: "i love it. but its the little things that make me REALLY happy John".

by yurmother21 December 12, 2013

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