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When you’re hit in the genitals while cumming
The Dom Surprised me by hitting my balls with a club as I started to cum. My normal orgasm sounds got a lot higher—you could say that I finished on a high note
A status update one sends to declare that they are done with Facebook. The usual reason is that there is "too much drama." Only a very small number of Facebook suicide note writers keep their promise.
Some don't delete their accounts, so they just come back in a month, some end up making new ones, and still others keep their promise but find out that, unfortunately, Facebook has becoming very important for keeping up with what's going on around you.
Bob: This will be my last status update on facebook. There's just too much drama and bullshit here. If you want to talk to me just text me. (August 3rd, 2011)
Joe: Sorry to hear it man, yeah there can be a lot of bullshit on here sometimes.
Bob: Sup (August 10th, 2011)
Joe: I knew you were full of shit when you wrote that Facebook suicide note.
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When laying with a significant other or a person of interest, you begin spelling words and letters on their skin with your fingertips, often followed by the individual trying to guess what you are spelling.
Boyfriend: *Using fingertips on her back to spell* "I L O V E Y O U."
Girlfriend: "I love you, too. I love when you write me Fingertip Love Notes."
Boyfriend: *I K N O W*
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The style of reporting that has grown rapidly in popularity since the establishment of the FOX News company. This type of reporting cuts tiny pieces of real stories out of their surrounding context and reassembles them in a way that they can't be scrutinized easily and the assembled product has no truthful connection to the host story, (but they do get the Ransom-Note Reporter paid).
All that was left of that Reverend Wright sermon was the Ransom-Note Report after FOX News had their way with it. They sure know how to cut you without getting caught.
Michelle Obama's college term paper got used to make a Ransom-Note Report by some scared white people. They're all forwarding it around like it was important. Somebody sure is trying hard to keep the Whitehouse white.
Shoot, all that Bill O'Really guy does is Ransom-Note Reporting. He wouldn't have a job if he had to tell the truth.
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The gurning faces made by menas they reach the point of ejaculation a la the late, great Jimi, whilst in the throues of a particularly tasty solo...
"Aw man... It was great... Best ride ever. At the end my face was distorted like Hendrix on the high notes... Awesome"...
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1). Using one's notes to gain an advantage over a person or peers with regards to completing a particularly difficult test. 2). Utilizing one's notes in an aggressive and physical fashion to inflict pain on another, especially the weak and note-less.
I'm open-noting a bitch (college student referring to taking a final exam)
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When you are getting headjob and about to blow your load
she hitting the c note, she hitting the C note on my beef flute
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