Rural Dictionary

where is your god now

A common phrase tagged onto an image or web page so terrifyingly weird that it makes you question if god exists. Most often seen associated with the rubber-faced Burger King mascot. Also appears in religious sources (Psalm 42:3, 10; 115:2) and in a famous fictional debate between reason and faith.

Person1: I got some used panties from a vending machine in Japan. They came with a photo of the last person who wore them. And it was a dude.
Person2: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

by Stefan Gagne June 1, 2005

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Now I Can Die

A phrase used when you have accomplished everything you've set out to do. By uttering this phrase, you are implying that there is nothing else left for you to do except die.

And yes... it's just a figure of speech

"Dude, I just asked Marjorie out and she said yes! Now I can die."

by The Real Elmer April 5, 2006

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Ahhh, shucky-ducky now!

A phrase used when you are running for the office of President of the United States of America and you wish to be immediatly disqualified.

Herman Cain: "Looks like some people ready party up in here! Ahhh, shucky-ducky now!"

by dksf June 17, 2011

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and now for something completely different

A phrase coined by the British comedy troupe Monty Python. It is used to signify the arrival of something that is, indeed, completely different from whatever had been going on previously.

See also: Pythonesque comedy.

The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.

Llamas are larger than frogs.

Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout...

Look out, there are llamas!

And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his nose.

by NeNay July 5, 2005

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