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A town filled with old ladies looking for baskets and deals that stare when you drive by and have no idea how to use a crosswalk. This brings about the points game.
Why would we go to Dresden, Ohio? I don't want a basket or an old lady staring at me.
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This tricky roadside position is an Ohio favorite! It invovles the driver and 3 passengers in to satisfy the criterion to complete a "suck-cessful" Ohio Turnpike. The most basic version of this sexy drive-by deviancy, proudly founded by the historic Byrne family, allows each member of the road trip to be pleasured simultaneously. The role of the driver is the trickiest part, as he/she has to focus on staying on the road while doing the "reach-behind" to the driver immediately behind them. The driver side passenger then has to orally suffice the other back seat passenger, while they do a reach around to the shot-gun passenger.
Perhaps the second most difficult part is the shotgun man/woman has to do oral on the driver without interfering with his/her driving operations. While seemingly challenging, this clever position proves that it truly is "hip to be square".... Or in one at least.
Kenny: "This road trip is sooo borring.... Ohio sucks."
Megan: "Wait a minute guys, Ohio is good for a lot of things, and I bet we could make this trip a lot better with some old fashioned fun, The Ohio Turnpike."
Kenny: "Why.... what is that?"
Megan: "Well, I think it's best to learn by example."
Eddie: "Hmmm.... I don't like the sounds of this...."
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Ohio Rizz; pertaining to unusual or strange Use of Rizz or game, often in association with eccentric and flamboyant behavior.
Ohio Rizz; cursed Rizz or game, Rizz that causes mass discomfort and could be associated with memes involving the state of Ohio.
Jonny tried to use his Rizz to win over the girls but the only thing that came from him was Ohio Rizz, the Girls were disgusting by his distorted appearance.
My home boi has no Rizz, the only kinda Rizz he has is Ohio Rizz; he be pulling freaky Bitches out the Wazoo though.
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Quite possibly the worse place on earth. It used to be quite a cute little country town, but it has been run to hell by a new breed we call Rich white trash. The pretend to be poor and ghetto, but mommy and daddy really pay for them to dress head to toe in Urban Styles. It's 20 miles away from columbus, and the high school is called Watkins Memorial. The only ones who love pataskala are the alumni of WMHS who dropped out of College and can't make any new friends outside of their little circle.
P-town sucks...but I'd rather drop out of school and stay at home with my friends from HS. I think I'll get drunk and/or married or pregnant. Go WMHS!
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A horrid place north east from Cincinnati. It's full of extremely old, extremely rich, and extremely racist white folk. The schools you find here are full of entitled white kids who desperately want to be southern. Yes, some of them wear cowboy boots. A quick visit to the local Walmart will reveal a plethora of camouflage merchandise and old west themed clothing. This town is stuck in the 1950s and cannot get out. Under no circumstances should anyone who is intelligent and respects themselves even a minuscule amount visit this place. Run away. Far away.
Person one: "Would you like to visit Lebanon, Ohio? I've always wanted to go there!"
Person two: "Absolutely not. Also, we are no longer friends."
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Florida Fan: Since Ohio State lost so bad against Florida in both the championships for football and basketball, they are officially Florida's bitch.
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A university that barely qualifies as higher education, obsessing over a football team that routinely gets embarrassed in early January.
The University of Michigan is 57-43-6 over the Ohio State Penitentiary.
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