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the greatest song ever by the band hellogoodbye, siger forrest kline.
everyone should know this song and sing it because its the greatest song ever!
person 1: hey do you wanna hear something amazing?
person 2: okay
person 1: lets listen to the song "baby its fact"
persons 1 and 2: YAYYY!
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noun: A fact so true that it makes a man as happy as though he were gazing into a pair of big ole tiddies.
See: The truth (Law)
Person 1: “Donald Trump is the third president to ever be Impeached in U.S. History.”
Person 2: “That’s Big Ole Tiddy Facts right there.”
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Big facts, something that is very true.
Damn my boy stijn is spitting big flap jack facts.
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"50 facts about women" is a list of quirks that women tend to generally have. This list is often mistaken by many (such as "a") that the list applies to dykes.1 And it is often mistaken that the list applies to ugly women.2
1 43. If a man ticks off a womn she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)- STUPID, i dont care if a man leaves the toilet seat up.
-50 facts about women
2 45.Wmen can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.- THis is the mans fault for giving in.
-50 facts about women
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End of conversation, do as follows
Are you trying to go to the game?
No I am tired. Therefore, As a result, Despite the fact; take me back home.
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The inexplicable recalling of random pieces of information by Philip.
How do you remember that obscure detail from an episode that is over 20 years old? This is just another thing to add to Philip's Big Book of Random Facts.
1. fun dip tastes great
2. fun dip is basically a pure sugar stick thingy picking up more pure sugar invention thingy majig
3. the ice cream man sells fun dip
fun dip is sooooooo awesome it's gonna be the main corse at my aunts wedding tomorrow!!
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