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Some mong in physics. who can barely speak/read English.
Although very sexy has had no success with those of a female persuasion
Tom: that oscar simpson is so sexy but is so stupid
Kelly: no only boys like him
Teacher: eh eh
When a harry green arm emerges from a stinky hot trash can for a greasy hand job.
Hey Matt, I'm going to go get a Hot Oscar from that steamy park trash can.
The cutest boy in the whole world and he’s also the best boyfriend in the world. He’s the best thing that could ever happen to you , if you know him you should be lucky to have have him in your life. He’s so caring, funny, sweet, kind, thoughtful, genuine, goofy, Athletic and so handsome.
Oscar Alvarez is such an amazing person
A half-human half-fish creature who likes turning his friends into memes. Unable to resist the danger, Oscar has a habit of picking a fight with 5 men at the same time, while holding a bottle of Rum. Likes punching bags, playing boardgames with his boy Xander and getting carried by his main *** Tom. Extremely shy around girls... sometimes not always ;)
Oscar Sun: "Hey, calculus exam tomorrow, let's play League tonight" *take a sip of tequila*
"Tequila tastes like crap" *takes another sip of tequila*
The best person ever 💕
The person I’m dating 💕
Luckiest person ever!
Hey who’s the guy that makes you happy? Oscar hunt obviously!
A small little finger like dick
A small slender penis resembling a hotdog
If you have a small cock a girl may say you have an oscar mayer weiner
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